Turns out they closed Alt Coffee last year, so now it's official: Coffee Time in MDM is the best open coffee shop I've seen. If you live in Moscow and you are tolerant of Alice in Wonderland, you should definitely visit it.
That's what my neighborhood would look like if ads were banned in Moscow. I didn't realize that it makes such a huge difference before I looked at these 1960s photos. The “No banner ads on paid services” concept should definitely be adopted IRL.