The perfect ad

A real poster from a drug store:

[Our new product] will heal you twice as fast! *
* as placebo

Back to work

OK, the vacation didn't help. I can't even watch “Meet Joe Black” – it goes “Hey, you can make an interview question out of it: «How do you implement Death?» (the impersonated one, like Joe Black or Bill Door).” You know, sharding geographical regions, distributing jobs, replacing failed personas. The more joyful candidates can be asked about Santa – it's even more fun with all those time zones.

I can't help it. Well, at least we got lots of sleep, had a nice New Year party with B.Marley instead of V.Putin and almost got a C30. So much for the holidays, I'll go get some more sleep before Q1.